Oats for Goats

I normally keep a can of Quaker oats in me office. I hadn't eaten it in months and I was afraid of the expiry, so I checked and thankfully it showed 2009. So I decided to be good and healthy this morning. Unfortunately when I opened the tin, I found a massive green jungle in there. Damn Malaysian humidity.

Regardless, to make good on a bad situation, I asked myself the question, "In this situation, what would Bear Grylls do?" Remembering that moss always grows on the North side, I headed north to McDs and got me some breakfast.

Gift From Jezza To Baharin

This is my friend Baharin, a lanky, 6-foot plus stunt cyclist.

RealMart, alongside Nuffnang is currently running a contest called the Nuffnang Gift Ideas contest whereby you suggest a gift for a fellow blogger and state the reason for choosing that gift.

Whoever can come up with the best gift idea wins one of the several prizes they are offering. The top prize is of RM2000 value.

I spent a good 1 hour on the RealMart site to find the perfect gift. I was actually quite impressed by their broad selection. I definitely recommend that site if you are looking for a local online store: www.realmart.com.my

I eventually found the perfect gift for Baharin, but before I unveil the gift let me tell you a bit about this fella. As you can tell from the picture, he is a pretty tall fella, with long arms and long legs. Kinda like a spider.

In an attempt to woo the girls, Baharin always claims to have a long everything. Baharin is a very down to earth bloke who's quite forward with his comments, so I don't doubt for moment that his equipment is in proportion to the rest of his body.

So the gift I found Baharin from RealMart is actually a Coleman Sleeping bag which he can use to keep his pecker warm.

Baharin, your pecker will never have to be left out in the cold again. I think this sleeping bag should fit it snugly. I checked and it said that this bag is ideal for hard weather conditions, is machine washable, and does not shrink with every wash. So it should last you a long time. But please be careful of the zip.

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Good golly. That was easy. Took me less than 2 minutes to get signed up with Blogspot. It probably would have taken me less than 2 minutes if I did not fail the verification test... you know the one where they display a bunch of twisted alphabets on the screen and ask you to type out the characters you see. They often give you the option to regenerate the graphics, but I always feel like a failure for taking the easy road, and always end up deciphering the gnarled alphabets incorrectly the first time.