Oats for Goats

I normally keep a can of Quaker oats in me office. I hadn't eaten it in months and I was afraid of the expiry, so I checked and thankfully it showed 2009. So I decided to be good and healthy this morning. Unfortunately when I opened the tin, I found a massive green jungle in there. Damn Malaysian humidity.

Regardless, to make good on a bad situation, I asked myself the question, "In this situation, what would Bear Grylls do?" Remembering that moss always grows on the North side, I headed north to McDs and got me some breakfast.